If...

If I were a month, I'd be October.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Wednesday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be 8pm.

If I were a direction, I'd be West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be the kitchen table.

If I were a liquid, I'd be hot chocolate.

If I were a flower, I'd be an orchid.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a sunny autumn day.

If I were a musical instrument,  I'd be a flute.

If I were a color, I'd be purple.

If I were an emotion, I'd be laughter and happiness

If I were a sound, I'd be a summer thunderstorm.

If I were a food, I'd be chocolate.

If I were a place, I'd be the beach.

If I were a scent, I'd be pumpkin spice.

If I were an object, I'd be a soft blanket.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a laughing smile.

If I were a song, I'd be Brave by Sara Bareilles

If I were an item of clothing, I'd be a sweatshirt.

Idea stolen from Jessy of The Artsy Cajun.